Fact Extractor: News You’ll Never Need to Know

In this issue of Fact Extractor:

  1. Hucksters, Humbugs, Hoodwinks & Hogwash: Harebrained Hoaxes & Hullabaloo
  2. Fact or Fable?
  3. The Quick Quirk Quiz Question
  4. Shameless Self-Promotion & Flagrant Advertising
  5. Two Cents About Salt
  6. Miscellaneous Stuff

 

Hucksters, Humbugs, Hoodwinks & Hogwash: Harebrained Hoaxes & Hullabaloo

A practical joker by the name of Theodore Hook bet his friendin 1809  that he could make any address in the city the most famous house in town. The bet was on, and a particularly nondescript home was chosen on Berners Street in London. After finding that the home was occupied by an elderly widow named Mrs. Tottingham, Hook set about his mischief which entailed sending out over a thousand letters with Mrs. Tottingham's forged signature and address at the bottom of each. On a certain day the following week, Hook hid himself across the street and watched the fun. First a dozen different chimney sweeps appeared at her door, each one insisting that she had written to them and requested them to come clean her chimney on this date. While she was trying to convince them that she had not ordered a single chimney sweep, much less a dozen of them, several different coal merchants appeared, each bearing a ton of coal "just as she had ordered". Then truckloads of furniture began arriving, along with beer merchants, an organ salesman, candy makers, wig makers, hairdressers, butchers, machinists, jewelers, grocers, furriers, seamstresses, repairmen, doctors, opticians, and dentists. Also arriving were the Duke of York, the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Lord Chief Justice, the Governor of the Bank of England, and the Lord Mayor of London. Each one was responding to Mrs. Tottingham's express orders. Berners Street was congested beyond help and even the police were unable to restore order. Hook won his bet.

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Fact or Fable?

Cows dream. FACT OR FABLE? Answer below.

 

Quick Quirk Quiz Question:

In 1924, two young men started a publishing company. Problem was, they had nothing to publish. Then one of the men went to dinner at his aunt’s house. His aunt was looking for a Christmas present for her daughter. She mentioned that the girl was addicted to the crossword puzzles published in the New York World. She asked her nephew if he knew of any place where she could buy a book of crosswords as a gift. He called around the next day, and discovered that no one published books of crossword puzzles. He suggested to his business partner that they become the first publishing company to do so. Their consultants felt the idea would fail—it would be too monotonous, they said. They were advised to publish the book under a pseudonym so that if it failed, their real name would not be associated with the failure. So they published 3,600 copies of the book under the name of Plaza Publishing Co. Advance sales were extremely slow. But on the day the book came out, the two publishers ran an ad next to the daily crossword in the paper. Book stores were swamped with requests—40,000 copies sold in the first few weeks. One distributor ordered 55,000 copies, then called back and ordered a quarter million more. Discarding their fake name of Plaza Publishing, the two men named the company after themselves. It’s now one of the biggest names in publishing. What were their names?

 

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Answer to Last Week’s Quick Quirk Quiz Question:

The mayor’s name was LYNCH.

 

Nothing You Need to Know about SALT

Morton, the First Name in Salt

In America, the name most commonly associated with salt is Morton, the giant in the industry. In 1886, Mr. Joy Morton invested $10,000 in the Richmond Company, which sold salt. Later, Joy's brother and son joined him in business. The company was renamed Morton Salt Company in 1910. It was the only salt company in the nation at the time and it is still the #1 salt producer in North America. In the 1930s the Morton Co. expanded into other chemical products, and in 1982 merged with the Thiokol Corp. to form Morton-Thiokol. The company now employs over 10,000 people in over 100 facilities around the world. Sales for the year 1998 topped $2.5 billion. Morton sells around 400 different kinds of salt-based products.

Morton was responsible for two innovations in salt. Iodine is essential for the thyroid gland to work properly. Without iodine, the thyroid swells, sometimes enormously, and forms a goiter. People suffering from iodine deficiency suffer from tremors, fatigue, nausea, and anemia. Iodine is usually present in the soil and the water. But in places where it's not, goiters became common. In 1924, almost 66 percent of school children in the Lake Superior school districts had goiters. Meantime, goiters were almost unheard of along the Mississippi River, where the water has up to 18,000 times as much natural iodine as Lake Superior. After being approached by health officials, Morton became the first company to add iodine to its salt in minuscule amounts. Health authorities correctly surmised that salt was the single most universally consumed food item, and it’s easy to add iodine to salt. One-fifth of a pound of iodine is enough to treat an entire ton of salt. As a result, between 1924 and 1928, the goiters of Michigan - and everywhere else - virtually disappeared. Today, over half of all table salt sold is iodized. Sea salt has no iodine added because it contains iodine naturally.

The other innovation Morton invented was to add an anti-caking element to salt. In the 1800s, ground-up salt tended to form clumps in humid weather. Many salt shakers were made that tried to combat this using various means. Some had agitators inside to break up lumps; some had special pockets for moisture-absorbing solutions. Morton began adding magnesium carbonate to salt which prevented it from clumping up even in the rainiest environments. This inspired their slogan (swiped from the Bible) "When it rains, it pours" and the famous logo of the little girl with the big umbrella. In a poll, 90 percent of housewives recognized the slogan. After the clumping problem was solved, the salt shaker became standard issue.

 

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Fact or Fable:

FACT. Cows do indeed dream.

 

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